Matt's Goddamn Blog

This is the greatest kid ever. I feel confident in that hyperbole. 

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Be warned, ladies. 

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Posted 1 month ago
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Tagged: michael jackson, vodka, midgets, the 1980s, .
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Inspiration. Or something. Who fucking knows. 

Inspiration. Or something. Who fucking knows. 

Posted 2 months ago
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Tagged: American Gothic, life meets art, subject meets painting, .
Ever listened to “Bill Cosby: Himself” ? Comedic timing 101, fo shizzle. 

Ever listened to “Bill Cosby: Himself” ? Comedic timing 101, fo shizzle. 

Posted 2 months ago
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One more? Sure. 

One more? Sure. 

Posted 2 months ago
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I declare today national “hipsters with vaginas” day, and in honor of this, I will post a rarely seen Audrey Hepburn photo. 

I declare today national “hipsters with vaginas” day, and in honor of this, I will post a rarely seen Audrey Hepburn photo. 

Posted 2 months ago
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Tagged: audrey hepburn, old school hollywood, national hipsters with vaginas day, .
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Tagged: kubrick, the shining, jack nicholson, .